A Whole Lot of Hotties

Ah, the all important “freestyle” portion of the bikini contest, where judges are looking for originality, creative expression and all-around general slutty-ness. This is where you separate the strippers from the stripper wannabes. Seriously, there’s really nothing more uncomfortable than watching a hot girl who can’t dance. These were taken in Isle of Palm, South Carolina at the annual Budweiser Bikini Bash. It isn’t your run of a mill bikini contest, either. It’s a summer-long hottiepalooza, as these photos from Newki and rin3y from the recent finals of the contest can attest.

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Mama used to offer pearls of wisdom like, “Bikini contests are like a box of chocolates.” Of course, when she started talking like that it usually meant it was time to take her bottle of Cutty Sark away and put her to bed. Today’s sampling of recent bikini contests come from around the world, including a Hawaiian Tropic model search in New Zealand (above), downtown Raleigh, N.C., poolside from a casino in Tunica, Miss. and a monster truck show in Canfield, Ohio.

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It has been too long since we’ve run some bikini contest pics. These are from bsteve76 who took them at a Digger’s in Georgia. I don’t know what a Digger’s is and I’m too lazy to google it.

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