A Whole Lot of Hotties

There’s a few lines I pledge not to cross on this blog. I won’t run pictures of underage girls, which means no Miley Cyrus for a couple years. I try very hard to avoid nudity, though I can’t help the occasional nipple slip, ultra-sheer lingerie or wet t-shirt. I will never, ever run a photo of Brooke Hogan. I won’t knowingly post a link to a malicious spyware site. And I’m not going to run any current photos of Jenna Jameson because it’s just too sad to see her these days and remember all the great times we used to have. Like that time we — and by we, I mean mostly me — ripped off the plastic wrapper and slipped “Deep Inside Jenna” into the DVD player for the first time. Those were the days. Anyways, Jenna and Tito Ortiz, the fighter with the abnormally, freakishly large head, are expecting twins.

Hot links

The Bengal cheerleaders just made me a fan – on 205th

Jessica Simpson is a sexy jogger – The Beer Goggler

Crystal is a hot, drunkass Myspacer – Hottest Girls of Myspace

Twins become pornstars, family is – Blog of Hilarity

Blake Lively is boob-a-licious – Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron is ALWAYS hot – City Rag

The great Gator underwear dash – Uncoached

I saw an article that says more people are spending time searching for social networking sites than porn. Seriously? Back in my day, it wasn’t about “connections.” It was about cocks, ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It was about rusty trombones and the dirty sanchez.

Anyways, according to some dude’s research, 10 percent of all Internet searches are for porn, down from 20 percent about 10 years ago. I kind of find it hard to believe that people are losing interest in porn. More likely, the dude’s premise is screwed up.

Seriously, who needs to “search” for porn nowadays? Or maybe guys are just multi-tasking since you can find some pretty spankable material on MySpace. By the way, I’m pretty sure all these girls are 18. I mean, they look old enough to me. Plus, their naked pics are all over at Currys Amateurs (NSFW).

Hot links

Bar Refaeli is almost too hot for words – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson reppin’ some Romo - Celebslam

Dania Ramirez’s pushup cleavage is looking sexy - My Chill Pill

Terry Hatcher because she used to be hot – The Bastardly

Mackenzie Rosman goes down on a sugar cone – NS4W

Eva Mendes looks sexy in white – The Beer Goggler

Lindsay Lohan is fine in a black tanktop – Hollywood tuna

A cheerleader throwdown – on 205th