A Whole Lot of Hotties

The photos from last week’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo from Las Vegas keep rolling in. dizoburoiv took the photo above of Phoenix Marie. Sweet jeesus if that doesn’t put you in the mood to fire up the ole laptop porn machine, nothing will. The picture directly below is from Anime Nut, a guy I feel I know because I’ve seen so many pics of him and his buddy at these porn expos. The thumbnails below are from the flickr stream’s of stjuatja, Curtis Joe Walker and Britphoto.

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Naked Alisha cools off. Did I mention she’s naked? - Girls of Desire

Some Jessica Alba pics to get you through the day - F-Listed

A bunch of hot pictures of girls, who may or may not be Amber - Dirty Rotten Whore

Nina Ristic is the bangable babe of the day - Double Viking

Kate Hudson’s super golden delicious ass - Egotastic!

The pics are coming in from last week’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas and once again, I’m wondering why I wasn’t there. Luckily guys like leeroy_17, who took the pic above (you got to dig his use of depth of field) and Britphoto who snapped the shot of the Sarah Palin look-alike were.Yellowtollhouse took the pic of the lovely Jenna Haze below and 25Visuals took the photo of the two hotties in the middle. You can check out more of his awesome photos on his blog, 25Visuals Gathering.

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Paris Hilton is fine - Celebslam

Iva Jerkovic to her. Would you? - Popoholic

Twenty hotties who twitter - Coed

Denise Milani showing off her flotation devices - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan can do sexy - The Grumpiest

If you look at only one ass today, look at this one - Supertangas

Pretty Amber Heard is going to trip on that dress - The Beer Goggler

I’m so excited. There’s a big event this week and I’m not talking about the National Championship game between Florida and Oklahoma. I’m talking about the AVN Expo in Las Vegas, one of the biggest porn shows of the year. That means within a week, Flickr will be flooded with shots of pot-bellied middle-aged guys with their arms around porn hotties. Thank god for those guys. These are from phrog8v8r’s photos from last year.

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Zhang Ziyi showing some butt crack - The Beer Goggler

Britney Spears’ nips make their first apperance of 2009 - The Superficial

Annalynne McCord in a teeny bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Keeley Hazell is popping out of her top - Horny Oyster

Kelly Brook’s boobs need no introduction - Dirty Rotten Whore

Not sure when this pic was take but it’s not very recent. I saw some pictures of her at the recent Exxxotica expo in Jersey where she had some new, monster tat covering up most of one of her arms. She was also looking like she had put on some weight. Earlier in the summer she was looking hot at the Erotica L.A. show. Not sure she could ever look better than she does here. See her NSFW gallery at NSFW POA.

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Nicole Scherzinger in some tight ass pants - Hollywood Tuna

Finally some Audrina Patridge pics - The Beer Goggler

Katie price says she’s not too thin - Socialite Life

Kate Perry whoring it up -Dirty Rotten Whore

Emily Scott will pick you up - F-Listed

Because you like hotties - Babe News Network

There’s a few lines I pledge not to cross on this blog. I won’t run pictures of underage girls, which means no Miley Cyrus for a couple years. I try very hard to avoid nudity, though I can’t help the occasional nipple slip, ultra-sheer lingerie or wet t-shirt. I will never, ever run a photo of Brooke Hogan. I won’t knowingly post a link to a malicious spyware site. And I’m not going to run any current photos of Jenna Jameson because it’s just too sad to see her these days and remember all the great times we used to have. Like that time we — and by we, I mean mostly me — ripped off the plastic wrapper and slipped “Deep Inside Jenna” into the DVD player for the first time. Those were the days. Anyways, Jenna and Tito Ortiz, the fighter with the abnormally, freakishly large head, are expecting twins.

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The Bengal cheerleaders just made me a fan - on 205th

Jessica Simpson is a sexy jogger - The Beer Goggler

Crystal is a hot, drunkass Myspacer - Hottest Girls of Myspace

Twins become pornstars, family is - Blog of Hilarity

Blake Lively is boob-a-licious - Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron is ALWAYS hot - City Rag

The great Gator underwear dash - Uncoached

Akira Lane’s Web site describes her as a super model and actress. That might be a little stretch, though I did see this really hot bondage scene she was in where she took a … er, never mind. You can see her gallery at F-Listed.

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Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole’s video guide to lingerie - Spike

Adriana Lima might be perfect - Web Sugar

Kelly Ripa wearing some sort of sex harness - Hollywood Tuna

Kathleen Robertson has some melons - Popoholic

Doutzen Kroes in a sexy pink bikini - My Chill Pill

Lara Bingle’s lingerie party - Horny Oyster

Lindsay Lohan flashes some bra - The Superficial

I guess I spoke too soon when I complained earlier about the lack of hotties at the recent Exxxotica expo in New Jersey. I should have just waited for anime nut to post his photos. Anime nut had some hot photos earlier this year from the L.A. Erotica show. Once again, he pulls through with these photos of Jesse Jane, Nikki Jayne, Stormy Daniels, Kayden Kross, Azrael Arden, Penny Flame, Hillary Scott, among others.

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Heidi Klum rocks the camel toe - My Chill Pill

Izabel Goulart will give you a ride to bonertown- Unibrow

She gives a new meaning to “short shorts” - Girls of Desire (NSFW)

Halle Berry’s got it going on - Celeb Punani (NSFW)

Jenny McCarthy’s sister is younger and hotter - Bright Black Internet

Sara Jean Underwood will get you through the afternoon - Next Round

UFC card girls will ring your ding-a-ling - The Beer Goggler

Vanessa Hudgens smooching some old dude - Drunken Stepfather

Most of these pics are from last weekend’s Exxxotica Expo in New Jersey. I got to say, maybe my standards are too high but I looked at hundreds of pictures from the show and barely found enough to put together this post. I actually threw in a couple from the Miami Beach event earlier in the summer just to round it out.

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Marissa Miller smells really nice - Celebslam

Shauna Sand might as walk around naked - Web Sugar

A whole mess of Brittany Godwin bikini pics - Gorilla Mask

Elisabetta Gregoraci is gorgeous - My Chill Pill

Some more volleyball cheerleaders - Hottest Flickr Girls

Jessica Burciaga is smoking - COED Magazine

Britney Spears is almost hot again - Hollywood Tuna

Jennifer Anniston on her way to yoga - Popsugar

This is Ivy Black of BurntFilms. I never heard of her before today but she just moved to the top of my list of porn stars I’d like to, um, meet. I blogged earlier about BurntFilms and its penchant for bad girls.

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Shauna Sands rocks a bikini of the day

Federica Ridolfi, the WAG that killed me

Denise Milani picture moment

Miss Launa’s white sweater doesn’t cover her ass

Kim Kardashian likes the special sauce

Ladies of Comic-Con 2008

NFL Cheerleader training camp: Cowboys, 49ers

Julieta Prandi’s ass will save lives

Ashlee Dupre bikini pictures

A lot of folks searching for Kiki Vidis have been hitting an earlier post on the Erotica L.A. porn convention. Makes me think this porn newcomer from Australia might be worth a post of her own. Here are a few more photos taken by anime nut, morbid thoughts (whose set from the Erotica L.A. might be the best out there) and robotgoboom.