A Whole Lot of Hotties

There really was only one hottie who deserved to be our Myspace girl today and that’s Amber Lee Ettinger, better known as the Obama Girl. She was just another bikini model when she got the call to appear in a video as the Obama Girl. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Jessica Biel in bell bottoms – Hollywood Tuna

The chicks from The Hills are hot – Drunken Stepfather

Madonna was naked in Playboy a long time ago – The Beer Goggler

Hot girls in the wild – Double Viking

Paris Hilton has arrived – The Superficial

Mischa Barton to the Maximum - F-Listed

After you’ve captured the Miss South Ukraine, Miss Face of Ukraine and Miss Moscow Beauty titles, there’s really  not much Eastern Europe has to offer. Which is why Urkainian beauty Larysa Poznyak packed her bikinis up and moved to Los Angeles, where she’s now a host for Fashion TV. She’s smart, too. According to her Myspace profile, she can tell all you pervs to f* off in five languages.

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Emily Scott has her sexy on – Bright Black Internet

Some Polgar Krisztina hotness – Horny Oyster

Tera Patrick is not naked. WTF? – Hollywood Tuna

Drunk, naked, college chicks – Holy Taco

Denise Milani in hot pink – Camel Tap

Sarah Shahi’s awesome cleavage – Dirty Rotten Whore

Model Katarina Van Derham is an L.A. hottie. According to her Myspace profile, likes Bon Jovi, traveling, photography and reading educational books. And she has a message to readers of this blog: “And it doesnt mean that if you had a fucked up childehood that you can not be happy. Use the past as a fuel to get you where you really want to be. Stop crying over feeling like a victim of life. I belive that life is what you make it.” So there.

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Lisa Marie Scott is a prima ballerina – Uncoached

Kate Bosworth is mighty fine – Popoholic

File these legs under OMG! – Hollywood Tuna

This cheerleader is all boobs and hair – Bright Black Internet

You think Obama gets any of this? – Hottest Girls of Myspace

Carlee Ranger is another one of those hotties who parlayed her MySpace profile into some professional modeling gigs. But if you’re one of those guys who thinks you can just sweep her off her feet with some smooth email, you better read the warning on her page:  “Do not send me messages that say, Hi, Your Hot, What’s up, Let’s Chat! Be creative! Write me something that matters! If it’s just a ‘Hi’ kind of message, I’m sorry, but do not expect a response! “

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Hot Julia is open for business – Bright Black Internet

Holy smokes! Kayleigh Pearson is hot – My Chill Pill

Kendra Wilkinson is ready for you – The World of Isaac

Danielle Bux’ last name rhymes with … – on 205th

Audrina Patridge wants you to drink more gin – The Beer Goggler

Traci Bingham is stacked - Camel Tap

Don’t click this unless you want to see a beaver shot – Web Sugar

Kyla McGrath is a Canadian fitness model and competitor, who according  to her MySpace page does that as a hobby while she holds down a government job as an economic policy analyst. Talk about blowing up stereotypes. She’s in better shape than you and she’s smarter. She’s also got her own Web site.

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Sweet candy girls - Complex

I want to bury myself in Liz Hurley’s breasts - Hollywood Tuna

Hot vid of a thong-wearing volleyballer – Double Viking

Irina Shiek looking f*ing hot - Web Sugar

Eva Haberman is someone you’ll like – on 205th

Pilar Montenegro in Spanish Maxim – Horny Oyster

So who cares if most of the pics are a couple years old, have been posted all over the Internet, are seriously lacking in rear-view poses and her boyfriend looks like he might be one of those Japanese anime characters? Jenna B. still rates. Her MySpace page offers some real gems, such as “Everything you do is an accomplishment . . . even if its nothing.”

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Danielle Lloyd doesn’t need a bra – Derek Hail

Buxom Brit Sammie Pennington – Uncoached

Padma Lakshmi looks hot in white – F-Listed

Jamie Nicole needs a fill up – Hottest Girls of MySpace

Because this is the only news you need (NSFW) – Babe News Network

The 25 sexiest sportscasters – COED Magazine

Niña Mascuñana describes herself on her MySpace page as Spanish, Chinese and Filipino. She’s complicated and misunderstood and she wants to be a nurse. And if the nurse fantasy isn’t enough for you, she also dresses up as a flight attendant. I love a versatile woman.

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Jamie Lynn Sliger, Leighton Meester and Molly Sims – The Beer Goggler

Pussycat Dolls go Bollywood – The Bastardly

Caroline D’Amore at the beach – Celebslam

Hayden Panettierre in a short dress – Dirty Rotten Whore

Do you really care if they’re real? (NSFW) - Flickrdreams

Hilary Duff shows off her legs – Drunken Stepfather

Lingerie Football? Can it be real? – The Superficial

Mexican hottie Ines Sainz Gallo – DJ Mick

Jamie is a 23-year-old singer from L.A. She wants to make it clear she’s a singer, not a model. Ok? Though on her MySpace page she says she’d be willing to pose naked for Playboy if Hef would only ask and pay her some loot. Hef, are you listening?

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My post the other day had me thinking about one of my favorite hot rod hotties, Baltimore’s own Meyli Yu. She’s the cream of the crop when it comes to girls who pimp their rides. You can find out more than you ever wanted to know about Meyli on her MySpace page.