A Whole Lot of Hotties

If I was Gemma Garrett (HQ-Celebrity.com), I probably wouldn’t be able to keep my eyes off my tits, either. Natalia Karesseva is either a Russian or Australian model we saw on My Chill Pill who is jaw-dropping hot. Elisabetta Canalis (HQ-Celebrity.com) hits the beach in Florida and Anne Hathaway (Dirty Rotten Whore) shows off her luscious legs. And because we can’t go a week without seeing Audrina Patridge, here she is in Popoholic looking like she’s in serious danger of popping some buttons.

Let’s review. If you’re fabulously wealthy you can marry hotties like Elisabetta Gregoraci-Briatore (Hollywood Tuna), even if you’re an old, fat fuck. Ashley Tisdale looks good in hats (Egotastic). Hot chicks, like Nereida Gallardo, dig soccer players (The Superficial). And finally, I don’t think I ever get tired of seeing Audrina Patridge (Egotastic).

I don’t watch reality TV and I haven’t ever watched the Bachelorette. But I’m tempted to flip on the tube after seeing Deanna Pappas, this season’s slut contestant in the Superficial. And of course this week’s hottie that you’ve never heard of is Michelle Hunziker, a Swiss model whose pictures in Egotastic makes me want to reach for a tissue.

And, of course, no week would be complete with out several Audrina Patridge (The Beer Goggler) and Katherine Heigl (Celebslam) sightings. Finally, there’s Brit singer Cheryl Tweedy (My Chill Pill) and lingerie model Miranda Kerr who was vacationing in Spain with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom (Hollywood Tuna). (more…)

Just in case you missed them this week, and I’m not really sure how you could, here’s some babes worth a second look. Brit model and b-list actress Gemma Atkinson in the Carribbean lit up the sites, including Totally Crap where the commenters debated whether her boyfriend was soccer player Marcus or Darren Bent. We never heard of either of those dudes. Another one we never heard of was Italian hottie Giorgia Palmas, seen in My Chill Pill. But we have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot more of her.

Some others who caught our eye this week was Blake Lively getting out of a cab (Popoholic), Danielle Lloyd and her boobs arriving at some club in London (Hollywood Rag), Marla Maples doing a cartwheels (Hollywood Tuna), and finally, Lindsay Lohan made a splash late in the week with photos from some softball game where as Egotastic notes, she apparently played the whole time while lifting her shirt to show her belly. (more…)