Usually when I come across a set of bikini contest pics, there’s always at least one shot that stands out - the one I know has to go at the top. With Goin’ Blind’s photos, there were just way too many choices. His shots from some Hooter’s bikini contest a few months ago are unbelievably hot.

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Melita Toniolo is Italian for hottie - My Chill Pill

Danielle Lloyd showering poolside - Drunken Stepfather

Rosario Dawson’s boobs behind green mesh - Egotastic!

USC cheerleaders get wet - Busted Coverage

Chanelle Hayes in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna

She has the U.K. rear of the year - Banned in Hollywood

Elle Macpherson is still bangable - Celebslam

FHM’s Swedish hottiepalooza - FHM

These photos are almost too much for me to handle so early in the morning. How hot are these ladies? The pics by Zonabeatle appear to be taken at some South American bikini contest sponsored by Felina, which I’m pretty sure is Spanish for “pussy.” Just saying.

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Emma and Jentina want to get naked, make out - My Chill Pill

Keep up with all the naked and almost naked chicks - Babe News Network

Jessica Simpson makes her “O” face - Dlisted

Halle Berry takes her tits for a walk - Drunken Stepfather

Kendra Wilkinson is some frilly lingerie - Hollywood Tuna

Ashley Tisdale’s f-me boots - Just Jared

Some almost spankable video of Sara Varone - Double Viking

Petra Nemcova’s haircut distracts from her awesome boobs - The Grumpiest

I try to avoid going too many times to the same flickr photographer but Cmac is a little hard to ignore with his photos from Calagary (click here to see an earlier post with some of his photos). I’ve written about the hot ladies of Chile and praised the beach babes of Brazil but they don’t have much on these Canadian beauties. These are from a Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest, a VIP party and an after party.

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I used to have sex with this real cute intern at work who was from Canada. She used to talk all the time about the Calgary Stampede and how it was the greatest this and the greatest that. After looking at these hotties from the Wildhorse Saloon in Calgary, I finally know what she was talking about. The pics from CMAC are also on Stampede Girls, a site of few words but lots of pictures of these lovely ladies. Urbanmixer’s photos are on Urban Mixer.

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Ah, the all important “freestyle” portion of the bikini contest, where judges are looking for originality, creative expression and all-around general slutty-ness. This is where you separate the strippers from the stripper wannabes. Seriously, there’s really nothing more uncomfortable than watching a hot girl who can’t dance. These were taken in Isle of Palm, South Carolina at the annual Budweiser Bikini Bash. It isn’t your run of a mill bikini contest, either. It’s a summer-long hottiepalooza, as these photos from Newki and rin3y from the recent finals of the contest can attest.

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Mama used to offer pearls of wisdom like, “Bikini contests are like a box of chocolates.” Of course, when she started talking like that it usually meant it was time to take her bottle of Cutty Sark away and put her to bed. Today’s sampling of recent bikini contests come from around the world, including a Hawaiian Tropic model search in New Zealand (above), downtown Raleigh, N.C., poolside from a casino in Tunica, Miss. and a monster truck show in Canfield, Ohio.

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It’s not a car show if there’s not a bikini contest, right? dartdoctorde shot these ladies at the Funkmaster Flex Car Show in Ocean City, Maryland.

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If I had friends and if they threw me a birthday party, this would be it. Hula hoops, limbo, musical chairs and we’d top it off with a bikini contest. And, oh yeah, a big ice cream cake. AmericanDream 21 took these photos at some event in the Bahamas.

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It has been too long since we’ve run some bikini contest pics. These are from bsteve76 who took them at a Digger’s in Georgia. I don’t know what a Digger’s is and I’m too lazy to google it.

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Here’s a flickr flashback to a wet t-shirt contest a few years ago captured by www.bart.la. There should be a national holiday honoring whoever first thought up the idea of a wet t-shirt contest.