Krystal Forscutt
The only sure thing in picking last week’s hottest hotties is that Christina Aguilera’s breasts would have to be considered – they were everywhere. In case you missed them the first time, check out Krystal Forscutt in on 205th, Christina Aguilera in Hollywood Tuna, Ninel Conde in Uncoached, Rosie Jones in NS4W, Michelle Hunziker in Drunken Stepfather and Lindsay Lohan in The Superficial
Christina Aguilera
I’m not sure how you could have missed these hotties the first time around, but if you did, thank God for second chances: Victoria Silvstedt in On 205th, Ali Larter in My Chill Pill, Shauna Sand in D-Listed, Emma Boughton in My Chill Pill, Miranda Kerr in Drunken Stepfather and Elisabetta Gregoraci in Hollywood Tuna.
Sure there are younger and hotter celebs I coul lead off my review with but I’ve had Kate Beckinsale fantasies for a long time. You want someone else, go start your own site. Here she is in Egotastic! Other ladies worth a second look are Kelly Brook in My Chill Pill, the unbelievably hot (even if she’s airbrushed) Adriana Lima in F-Listed, Jennifer Love Hewitt looking cute in The Superficial, Megan Fox copping a feel in The Grumpiest and, after having her streak of appearances in the Hottie Week In Review broken, Audrina Patridge and her enhanced bosoms return via Hollywood Tuna.
In a week dominated with pictures of sexy Olympians, it’s only fitting we lead off with these sexy Brazilian synchronized swimmers who made news because they didn’t make the trip to Beijing. And then there’s Paris Hilton who had not one but at least three photo spreads worth checking out. Below are pics from two of them. These hotties are worth a second look: Bia and Branca on My Chill Pill, Paris on The Beer Goggler, Paris again on Drunken Stepfather, Magda Gomez on Derek Hail, Denise Milani on NS4W, Anna Kournikova on Hollywood Tuna and Paz Vega on Egotastic!,
Hot surfer girl Anastasia Ashley on My Chill Pill leads off our look back at last week, though it’s a tough choice between her and sexy Spanish MILF Paz Vega rocking the thong on Egotastic. Others we like: Bar Rafaeli lets it all hang out partying in Marbella, Spain on My Chill Pill, Audrina Patridge at some douche bag convention as seen in The Blemish, Denise Milani showing off her humongous tits on Glamzilla, June POM Juliette Frette on the Beer Goggler, Jennifer Anniston showing she has more than just nice breasts in Hollywood Tuna and Lilly Allen’s boob popping out of her shirt on Drunken Stepfather.
This was a special week for celebrity bikini watching. There was Nicky Whelan on My Chill Pill in what may be the hottest picture I’ve posted on this site, Shauna Sands properly accessorized in Drunken Stepfather, Elisabetta Gregoraci still hanging with her old rich husband in The Superficial, a goddess named Bar Rafaeli in Hollywood Tuna, Katie Holmes sporting some perfect breasts in I’m Not Obsessed and our weekly Audrina Patridge pic in Just Jared.
This week’s highlights include some chick named Brynn in Busted Coverage, Vanessa Hudgen’s sweet bikini pics in Egotastic, Sophie Monk’s nipplelicious pics in My Chill Pill, Rachel Bilson’s perfect ass in Drunken Stepfather and last but never least, our weekly picture of Audrina Patridge in Hollywood Tuna.
This week’s hottie roundup starts with Italian golddigger model Elisabetta Gregoraci in My Chill Pill, newly-single futbol groupie Nereida Gallardo and a friend in Drunken Stepfather, Paris Hilton’s monster cleavage in Dirty Rotten Whore, Rosario Dawson cooling off in The Superficial and, of course, this week’s Audrina Patridge boob update in Hollywood Tuna.
Let’s review. If you’re fabulously wealthy you can marry hotties like Elisabetta Gregoraci-Briatore (Hollywood Tuna), even if you’re an old, fat fuck. Ashley Tisdale looks good in hats (Egotastic). Hot chicks, like Nereida Gallardo, dig soccer players (The Superficial). And finally, I don’t think I ever get tired of seeing Audrina Patridge (Egotastic).
I don’t watch reality TV and I haven’t ever watched the Bachelorette. But I’m tempted to flip on the tube after seeing Deanna Pappas, this season’s slut contestant in the Superficial. And of course this week’s hottie that you’ve never heard of is Michelle Hunziker, a Swiss model whose pictures in Egotastic makes me want to reach for a tissue.
And, of course, no week would be complete with out several Audrina Patridge (The Beer Goggler) and Katherine Heigl (Celebslam) sightings. Finally, there’s Brit singer Cheryl Tweedy (My Chill Pill) and lingerie model Miranda Kerr who was vacationing in Spain with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom (Hollywood Tuna). (more…)
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