A Whole Lot of Hotties

There really was only one hottie who deserved to be our Myspace girl today and that’s Amber Lee Ettinger, better known as the Obama Girl. She was just another bikini model when she got the call to appear in a video as the Obama Girl. The rest, as they say, is history.

Hot links

Jessica Biel in bell bottoms - Hollywood Tuna

The chicks from The Hills are hot - Drunken Stepfather

Madonna was naked in Playboy a long time ago - The Beer Goggler

Hot girls in the wild - Double Viking

Paris Hilton has arrived - The Superficial

Mischa Barton to the Maximum - F-Listed

Kate Hudson doing the “Alba” in Egotastic! has got to rank as the highlight of the New Year. Hudson can’t compete with Alba from the front but she’s giving her a serious run for the money from this angle. Below are some Hawaiian Tropic hotties from Manofest, which goes to show if two’s a crowd and three’s company, eight is the ultimate fantasy.

It was a struggle this week to decide who to put in the top position of our look back on the week. There are always plenty of celebrity bikini pics but none really reached out and grabbed me this week. But let’s go with this uplifting shot of Kelly Brook in Egotastic!

American model Cora Skinner in the Bastardly pretty much made our week, even if it was a repost from earlier in the year. There’s no better time to look back on the last year and remember how lucky we are to have beauties like this in the world.

There’s a few lines I pledge not to cross on this blog. I won’t run pictures of underage girls, which means no Miley Cyrus for a couple years. I try very hard to avoid nudity, though I can’t help the occasional nipple slip, ultra-sheer lingerie or wet t-shirt. I will never, ever run a photo of Brooke Hogan. I won’t knowingly post a link to a malicious spyware site. And I’m not going to run any current photos of Jenna Jameson because it’s just too sad to see her these days and remember all the great times we used to have. Like that time we — and by we, I mean mostly me — ripped off the plastic wrapper and slipped “Deep Inside Jenna” into the DVD player for the first time. Those were the days. Anyways, Jenna and Tito Ortiz, the fighter with the abnormally, freakishly large head, are expecting twins.

Hot links

The Bengal cheerleaders just made me a fan - on 205th

Jessica Simpson is a sexy jogger - The Beer Goggler

Crystal is a hot, drunkass Myspacer - Hottest Girls of Myspace

Twins become pornstars, family is - Blog of Hilarity

Blake Lively is boob-a-licious - Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron is ALWAYS hot - City Rag

The great Gator underwear dash - Uncoached

That’s Cheryl Cole above flashing the side boob at some London fashion event via The Bastardly and Nadine Velazquez directly below looking sexy enough to eat via Web Sugar.

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Kelly Monaco in tight jeans and a tank - Dirty Rotten Whore

Nicole Scherzinger’s dress is painted on - Hollywood Tuna

Some vintage Britney booty - City Rag

Get an eyeful of Sandy Marie - Bright Black Internet

Katie Holmes in a see-through top - Derober

Bar Refaeli always looks hot - Popoholic

Another model you don’t know in a bikini - on 205th

Marissa Miller shows a bit of boob - College Humor

Moran Atias is an Israeli actress who hosts her country’s version of “Deal or No Deal.” Deal. Definitely deal. You can see more pics of her at Double Viking.

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Dita Von Teese on a velvet couch - Camel Tap

Rihanna is still hot - My Chill Pill

Anna Lynne McCord in leather - HQ Celebrity

Eva Herzigova welcomes you to bonertown - Unibrow

Lonnie Adams showing everything (NSFW) - Morazzia

Alice Dellal topless and exposed - Taxi Driver

Pam still has boobs, if nothing else - Hollywood Tuna

Sweet Jesus. Is there any doubt that Jessica Alba is the world’s hottest woman? This was posted on Street Boner as part of a retrospective on the great work of some dude who calls himself the Arab Parrot.

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Britney Spears’ cleavage is looking good - Drunken Stepfather

Ashley Tisdale whores it up - Dirty Rotten Whore

Rachel Bilson is stunning - DJ Mick

Funny video of fat girl falling - Don Chavez

Heidi Montag and that douche bag - The Superficial

Eva Mendes offers you her boobs - F-Listed

All-American hottie - Flickrdreams

A webcam girl with a great rack - Bright Black Internet

A hot, naked pool girl (NSFW) - The Beer Goggler

Heidi Cortez once hosted a late-night TV show called “Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez.” You can see more hot lingerie pics of Miss Cortez at Laxtime. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think it’s about that time.

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Abi Titmuss (no clue if that’s a real name) sunbathing - Celebrity Honeys (NSFW)

Rhianna works the Hoover - The Beer Goggler

Jessica Biel in a tight top - The Grumpiest

Aria Giovanni bustin’ out - Horny Oyster

Rachel Weisz wrapped skin tight - My Chill Pill

Dania Ramirez’ dress is missing some fabric - NS4W

Lisa Rinna’s hard nips - Drunken Stepfather

The picture below is from Hollywood Tuna is amazing, not because Michelle Hunziker is super fine, but because I had become so obsessed with her ass that I almsot forgot she had a face. But if your tastes run more toward boobs, well, you’re looking for Gemma Atkinson, seen up above in My Chill Pill.

Hot links

Sophie Howard needs to be unwrapped - The Beer Goggler

Holly Madison slips a nipple - Web Sugar

Katherine McPhee’s boobs yearn to be free - Popoholic

Jessica Simpson not showing enough skin - Celebslam

Jenna Dewan in a bikini - The Superficial

Shauna Sand dressed like a trashy hooker - Drunken Stepfather