A Whole Lot of Hotties

This is the woman I hired to clean my house. I snapped this from my couch right before she came over and fluffed my pillow. Okay, that’s not true but can you blame a dude for having the hot maid fantasy? Now, if she’ll just pass me the remote and bring me a beer, I’ll be in heaven.

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Boris Becker can still bring the heat – The Bastardly

Katrina Darrell could make me watch the worst show on TV - Bright Black Internet

Louise Glover’s boobs have muscles – Hollywood Tuna

Girls in funny hats and see-through tops – The Beer Goggler

Whitney Port is sorry for her nipple slip - The Superficial

Here’s a pop quiz: which of these girls is actually a paid professional pretending to be a “regular” girl taking a picture of herself? Um, all of them? None of them? Who can tell these days? The thing is, they could be real girls. Keep dreaming, dude.

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Somewhere in the world, it’s Adriana Lima time – Hollywood Tuna

Girls in bikinis. You were expecting something else? – Uncoached

J-Lo’s big golden globes – The Grumpiest

Because girls with their clothes on bore you – Daily P.O.A. (NSFW)

Minka Kelly’s bosoms are yearning to be free – On 205th

Why does Lara Carmo look like she wants a spanking? - Double Viking

So many cheerleaders, so few hands – Manofest

I really hate those NSFW sites that try to infect your computer with viruses and malware. I think the operators of those sites should be tied up by their testicles and beat like a pinata. I found this hottie on one of those pages where you click on the thumbnail and it sends you to an endless loop of malicious porn sites. As a public service, I’ve cut out the middle man. If you’d like to see her NSFW (that means, don’t click these unless you want to see her naked), go here, here and here.

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These girls are knockouts – Bright Black Internet

Sofia Zamolo is why we dream – Gorilla Mask

Poolside with the tasty Celeste Star – The Beer Goggler

We’re rooting for the Cal cheerleaders – Busted Coverage

Elle Macpherson for old time’s sake – Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan gets a hug from her gal pal – dlisted

The party never ends at Badchix.com. Trust me, the guilt you’ll feel for being old enough to be their father lasts only for a few seconds. You’ll get over it.

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More Lohan boob than you can shake your distick at – Egotastic!

Nicole Ritchie still can’t fill out her daisy dukes – PopSugar

Charlize Theron, I would so bow at your feet – My Chill Pill

Audrina is lovely even when she’s not in a bikini - The Beer Goggler

Vote for the best cleavage – on 205th

Playmates, body paint, nuff said – The Bastardly

Katy Perry and some underage chick – Drunken Stepfather

Michelle Hunziker is the world’s hottest woman - The Superficial

The MTV VMA hottie Gallery - F-Listed

Sexy cheerleaders drink your ass off – Uncoached

Here’s a toast to all the working stiffs. Time to kick back and think good thoughts, starting with this sweetie. You can see her NSFW gallery here.

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Ah, the all important “freestyle” portion of the bikini contest, where judges are looking for originality, creative expression and all-around general slutty-ness. This is where you separate the strippers from the stripper wannabes. Seriously, there’s really nothing more uncomfortable than watching a hot girl who can’t dance. These were taken in Isle of Palm, South Carolina at the annual Budweiser Bikini Bash. It isn’t your run of a mill bikini contest, either. It’s a summer-long hottiepalooza, as these photos from Newki and rin3y from the recent finals of the contest can attest.

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You can find the NSFW gallery of Mary at Your Ex. I can’t think of a better way to end the week.

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Some crazy California beach volleyball festival

Bikini moment with Selita Ebanks

Lindsay Lohan in a see-through top (sort of)

Heidi Klum’s never ending topless photos

Marija Vujovic’s name is not the only thing that’s a mouthful

Rob Schneider and some hot P.O.A.

This girl has a smoking hot body. All she needs is a better camera. You can see the rest of her gallery at Amatuer Whoredom.

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Girls, beer and digital cameras. God bless ‘em. You can see the full gallery, including some perky topless shots at Caseras Cachondas.

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This girl is unbelievable. What would you do to spend a few minutes with her?? You can see her NSFW shots at AmateurGalore.net.

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