A Whole Lot of Hotties

Did I ever tell you how much I like Peruvian women? Probably not, because I had  no idea how much I liked them until I saw Raúl Egúsquiza ®’s photos from this fashion show in Lima.

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This will get your flag flying at full mast - Coed Magazine

Here’s Anna Faris so hot she’ll burn your eyes - The Daily Fix

Marisa Miller knocking the hell out of the yellow bikini - Hollywood Tuna

Charlotte McKenna has next - Next Round

Sara Jean Underwood is why Playboy never goes out of style - The Beer Goggler

Miranda Kerr in a bikini will have you reaching for a tissue - The Superficial

There really was only one hottie who deserved to be our Myspace girl today and that’s Amber Lee Ettinger, better known as the Obama Girl. She was just another bikini model when she got the call to appear in a video as the Obama Girl. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Jessica Biel in bell bottoms - Hollywood Tuna

The chicks from The Hills are hot - Drunken Stepfather

Madonna was naked in Playboy a long time ago - The Beer Goggler

Hot girls in the wild - Double Viking

Paris Hilton has arrived - The Superficial

Mischa Barton to the Maximum - F-Listed

Alice here has a handful. It’s almost too much for one girl to handle. You can see her NSFW gallery at MC-Nudes, one of those sites where you don’t have to feel guilty looking at pics like this one because, it’s, um, art.

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Sumlee Anderson has sum for you - Gorilla Mask

Jennifer Anniston’s flashes some celebrity sweetness - Sharapova’s Thigh

Your lucky day. Here’s Jessica Alba - Derek Hail

Marissa Miller how you like her - Down Under - on 205th

Kristin Marie is dreamy - Hottest Girls on Myspace

Is Britney hot again? - The Superficial

Kate Hudson doing the “Alba” in Egotastic! has got to rank as the highlight of the New Year. Hudson can’t compete with Alba from the front but she’s giving her a serious run for the money from this angle. Below are some Hawaiian Tropic hotties from Manofest, which goes to show if two’s a crowd and three’s company, eight is the ultimate fantasy.

Don’t know where you are in the world but where I’m at, I’m freezing my ass off. If you’re in Florida or Southern California, suck it. This picture taken at the Polar Bear Plunge in Milwaukee by _dori_ pretty much sums up my life. Even when I dream of girls in bikinis, they’re wearing mittens and snow boots.

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Gemma Garrett’s golden globes - The Bastardly

Blake Lively strikes a pose - Popoholic

A Victoria’s Secret photo shoot is my wet dream - IDLYITW

Lauren Budd is in full bloom - Egotastic!

Nicolette Sheridan in some tight boy shorts - Drunken Stepfather

This is Ivy. She’s my new crush. She’s a natural beauty. Not one of those bleached blondes with gi-normous fake boobs and silicone-injected lips. That’s sooo Hollywood. Ivy is a New Yorker. She’s the kind of hottie who, if you saw her out, you would never guess she’s got her own adult site. That is until you saw her naked.

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Unfortunately Sara Jean Underwood’s hand is covering her boob - On 205th

Tara Conner is my favorite beauty queen - Holy Taco

Megan McKenzie is why you buy the SI bikini issue - Daily POA

I’m pretty sure I would tear Claudia Fijal up - DJ Mick

Ashley Day is the best day of the week - Uncoached

Nadine Coyle’s bikini is falling off - The Grumpiest

This is the woman I hired to clean my house. I snapped this from my couch right before she came over and fluffed my pillow. Okay, that’s not true but can you blame a dude for having the hot maid fantasy? Now, if she’ll just pass me the remote and bring me a beer, I’ll be in heaven.

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Boris Becker can still bring the heat - The Bastardly

Katrina Darrell could make me watch the worst show on TV - Bright Black Internet

Louise Glover’s boobs have muscles - Hollywood Tuna

Girls in funny hats and see-through tops - The Beer Goggler

Whitney Port is sorry for her nipple slip - The Superficial

The photos from last week’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo from Las Vegas keep rolling in. dizoburoiv took the photo above of Phoenix Marie. Sweet jeesus if that doesn’t put you in the mood to fire up the ole laptop porn machine, nothing will. The picture directly below is from Anime Nut, a guy I feel I know because I’ve seen so many pics of him and his buddy at these porn expos. The thumbnails below are from the flickr stream’s of stjuatja, Curtis Joe Walker and Britphoto.

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Naked Alisha cools off. Did I mention she’s naked? - Girls of Desire

Some Jessica Alba pics to get you through the day - F-Listed

A bunch of hot pictures of girls, who may or may not be Amber - Dirty Rotten Whore

Nina Ristic is the bangable babe of the day - Double Viking

Kate Hudson’s super golden delicious ass - Egotastic!

Here’s a pop quiz: which of these girls is actually a paid professional pretending to be a “regular” girl taking a picture of herself? Um, all of them? None of them? Who can tell these days? The thing is, they could be real girls. Keep dreaming, dude.

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Somewhere in the world, it’s Adriana Lima time - Hollywood Tuna

Girls in bikinis. You were expecting something else? - Uncoached

J-Lo’s big golden globes - The Grumpiest

Because girls with their clothes on bore you - Daily P.O.A. (NSFW)

Minka Kelly’s bosoms are yearning to be free - On 205th

Why does Lara Carmo look like she wants a spanking? - Double Viking

So many cheerleaders, so few hands - Manofest

The pics are coming in from last week’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas and once again, I’m wondering why I wasn’t there. Luckily guys like leeroy_17, who took the pic above (you got to dig his use of depth of field) and Britphoto who snapped the shot of the Sarah Palin look-alike were.Yellowtollhouse took the pic of the lovely Jenna Haze below and 25Visuals took the photo of the two hotties in the middle. You can check out more of his awesome photos on his blog, 25Visuals Gathering.

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Paris Hilton is fine - Celebslam

Iva Jerkovic to her. Would you? - Popoholic

Twenty hotties who twitter - Coed

Denise Milani showing off her flotation devices - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan can do sexy - The Grumpiest

If you look at only one ass today, look at this one - Supertangas

Pretty Amber Heard is going to trip on that dress - The Beer Goggler